The worst jokes in history................ worse still?

Alex Shaw and I warned you that the jokes would deteriorate still further if you didn't buy our books.

Some of you still haven't coughed up for our masterpieces, so here is the latest, as tweeted between us;

Steve: Why are all Exxon price rises the same?
Alex: I do not know, Steven, why are all Exxon price rises the same?
Steve: Because they are all oil-hike.

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And for the original worst jokes in history, please visit
http://stevestonechat.blogspot.com/2011/06/worst-jokes-in-history-even-worse.html and
http://stevestonechat.blogspot.com/2011/06/worst-two-jokes-in-history.html

The worst jokes in history...... even worse?

The latest, as tweeted between Alex Shaw and Steve Stone;

Steve: My mate, Sam is a property developer. Why are all of his apartments the same size?
Alex: I do not know, why are all his apartments the same size?
Steve: Because they are Sammy-lair.

Buy our books - or the jokes continue....

For my top 100 Kindle bestselling series of science fiction adventure novels, from just $1.99 (or £1.20), visit http://stevestonechat.blogspot.com/2011/06/oh-my-god-steves-gone-mad-hes-offering.html

For Alex's series of special forces thrillers, visit http://alexwshaw.com/

And for the other jokes in this series, please visit
http://stevestonechat.blogspot.com/2011/06/worst-two-jokes-in-history.html
http://stevestonechat.blogspot.com/2011/07/worst-jokes-in-history-worse-still.html

The two worst jokes in history....?

As tweeted recently between Steve Stone and Alex Shaw;

Alex: Why are all (paranormal) mediums the same size?
Steve: I don't know, Alex, why are all mediums the same size?
Alex: Because they're all medium.

Steve: I accidentally tripped my mate, Karl. Why are his bumps and grazes all the same size?
Alex: OK, why?
Steve: Because they are I-dent-a-Karl.

You'll be glad to know that our books are better than our jokes;

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For further information on my novel 'Intrepid', a top 100 Kindle bestseller in science fiction, military and war, see;
Premise - http://stevestonechat.blogspot.com/2011/06/premise-for-novel-intrepid.html
Review - http://stevestonechat.blogspot.com/2011/06/review-of-novel-intrepid-by-martin-ince.html

For further information on the sequel 'Intrepid - The Two Storms', see;
Premise - http://stevestonechat.blogspot.com/2011/06/premise-for-novel-intrepid-two-storms.html
Review - http://stevestonechat.blogspot.com/2011/06/martin-ince-review-of-novel-intrepid.html

For an excellent introduction to Alex's series of special forces thrillers, please visit http://www.alexwshaw.com

And for the other jokes in this series, please visit
http://stevestonechat.blogspot.com/2011/07/worst-jokes-in-history-worse-still.html and
http://stevestonechat.blogspot.com/2011/06/worst-jokes-in-history-even-worse.html